D is for Devils and Angels

Devils, most commonly known by their tendency to sit on your shoulder when there is a decision to make and whispering in your ear that you should do this or that. For example; some person is hanging from a cliff by one finger and the little angle on your other shoulder is telling you to help him up, but he just stole your girlfriend or something and you never liked him in the first place sooooooo what do you do, your going to help him up because of everything that little angel said but then your personal little devil on your shoulder whispers into your ear all the things he did to you and how he practically dropped you off of a cliff already, so since the devil most always gets the best of you you walk over to him sit down and start telling him all the things that you still remember about what he's done to you and how for that you get a bag of popcorn and say your not going to help him up but watch him fall instead. If your reading this and smiling then there is a devil sitting on one of your shoulders right now telling you who the person dangling of the cliff is in your life and how you would love to have that power over them, or your just sick... either way you should talk to somebody about that, maybe a shrink, just a suggestion. Anyways back to the blog, so the little devil is all smug sitting on your shoulder eating popcorn while you are starting to feel guilty, a terrible thing that makes you feel bad about what you've done, comes from the angel sitting on the shoulder not occupied by the devil. You see the little devil and the little demon are complete opposites, one is always bigger than the other at different times, if the angel was bigger in this story then Bob lets call him, would have helped the other man up, but since the devil was bigger he didn't help him up. But now since the little devil has had his way and is watching the scene go as planned , on the other shoulder the angel is getting bigger and is using one of his most powerful weapons, guilt.

So now after the other man has fallen and you are going home you feel bad, really bad, so bad you just want to sit at home eating chocolate for the rest of your life feeling bad for yourself. And that's my blog.

Life Lesson: Stop giving your devil popcorn. :(